Date Quote by John Mayer

We have fun acting like this, acting like we are incredibly offended. Really, we are just bored to tears with everything.

— Joe Meno

No one, and I mean no one, gets personally offended by someone saying a food that they like is just okay - as if…

— Kat Timpf

“People who get offended by your not saying 'Thank you!' … after they’ve paid you a compliment were merely desperate to be thanked.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either.

— Anonymous

“Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick ……

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I don't date civilians. I don't even try. I'm totally out of the game of dating or trying to get a girlfriend or anything…

— Chester Brown

I’ve stopped thinking about it. I don’t have time to have a girlfriend. I have like a full-time job Learning How to Be Blind.

— John Green

Brittany and I don't date other people." "Why not?" "It's called being boyfriend and girlfriend.

— Simone Elkeles

The Internet changes everything. People are online meeting boyfriends and girlfriends, you don't have to be out drinking and drugging to find somebody nowadays.

— Larry Tee

“Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I had a girlfriend before I ever had a boyfriend, but it was just a phase.

— Mark Gatiss

Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love, because my first…

— Boris Becker