“People who get offended by your not saying 'Thank you!' … after they’ve paid you a compliment were merely desperate to be… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
No one, and I mean no one, gets personally offended by someone saying a food that they like is just okay -… — Kat Timpf Copy Share Image
If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, 'I don't have a girlfriend', so that's the proof. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
