Comedy Quote by Mel Brooks

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.”

— Mel Brooks

“Tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die.”

— Mel Brooks

Guitar playing is not my strong suit. I cut my finger off, working in an oil field, and it don't work anymore, so I'm…

— Trace Adkins

If you had a painful cut on your finger would you rub a handful of salt all over the wound? No you would not;…

— Pacifiersucker

“Do you have a finger stick?” she snapped. “No.” “Then let me cut your finger.” “You’re already bleeding,” I said. “Use your blood.”

— Kim Harrison

I'll tell you what a friendship is to me. Friendship to me is, if my friends need my little finger to live, I'm going…

— Udo Kier

She poured the water, arranged some bread near enough the embers to scorch but not catch fire, and looked up at Little John. She…

— Robin McKinley

You know what they do in San Francisco? Some in the gay community there, they want to get people. So if they got the…

— Pat Robertson

“Instead of putting a Band Aid on your cut finger, why not just amputate at the elbow? See, I’m a problem solver. I should…

— Jarod Kintz

“It was stupid, pointless, irritating beyond belief that he still had four days left of being unable to perform magic…but he had to admit…

— J.K. Rowling

If you cut your finger,don't go to pieces over it. If some larger misfortune happens to you, refuse to let it throw you into…

— Regina Malabago

Comedy is lively, comedy is joy, and that's what keeps us [people] going, we've got to look forward to little, little happiness's. Little, little…

— Mel Brooks