Humorous Quote by Mark Bell

Writing is like a mental masturbation to me.

— Anonymous

The act of writing itself is done in secret, like masturbation.

— Stephen King

“Masturbation, like writing, is best when your mind is working faster than your hand.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Writing is like masturbation. It might not bear fruit, but it certainly does feel good.”

— Charles Delmar author of My Cooking Coach and creator of MyCookingCoach.com

“A writer should be able to open a window or two and prompt others to see the world and themselves in a new light.…

— Barista Uno

It's amazing what I could've written in my life if I had realized that I should keep writing and not masturbating.

— Lewis Black

“A writer should be able to open a window or two for others to see the world and themselves in a new light. Anything…

— Barista Uno

“Writing is a lot like sex: at first you do it because you enjoy it. Then you find yourself doing it with others. But…

— Michael J. Goulding

“Writing is physical work. It’s sweaty work. You can’t just will yourself to become a good writer. You really have to work at it.”

— Will Haygood

The desire to write grows with writing.

— Desiderius Erasmus

“Writing is an act of love. If it is not it is only handwriting. It consists in obeying the driving force of plants and…

— Jean Cocteau

“And why don't you write? Write! Writing is for you, you are for you; your body is yours, take it. I know why you…

— Hélène Cixous