Humorist Quote by Mark Bell Download Open image ““Humor is an absurd answer to a reasonable question.”” — Mark Bell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorist
“Don't you think men overrate the necessity for humoring everybody's nonsense, till they get despised by the very fools they humor?” — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. — Lewis Mumford Copy Share Image
“If you cannot find an element of Humour in something, your not taking it seriously enough.” — Ilyas Kassam Copy Share Image
“What is humor?' one of their professors had posed, and he had answered, ''nondangerous, unexpectedly inappropriate juxtaposition.” — Sena Jeter Naslund Copy Share Image
“Writing is a lonely pursuit. The only thing working is imagination and hands. The only difference between writing and masturbation is one is presumably… — Mark Bell Copy Share Image
“The only prerequisites for a writer are a word processor and thick skin.” — Mark Bell Copy Share Image
“As someone else once said, "Write what you know". Well I know very little, so I write, and illustrate, Nonsense.” — Paul H Tubb Copy Share Image
“Hatshepsut has been called the first great woman of history. She simply appointed herself King of Egypt and that was all there was to… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“Like most seasoned phonies, I roundly suspect that everyone is as disingenuous as I am.” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Sahl was never a great comic. His nervous, jabbing, keep-them-off-balance delivery was the strategy of a man who was not comfortable in front of… — Albert Goldman Copy Share Image
“In the afternoon the ship's company assembled aft, on deck, under the awnings; the flute, the asthmatic meodeon, and the consumptive clarinet crippled the… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“You gave me a dead frog for my birthday! To remind you we all die and end up rotting underground eaten by maggots so… — Soman Chainani Copy Share Image
“Some days I can fix things others can't. I can find ways to say we can when others say it can't be done. It… — A. Quintin Smith Copy Share Image
“All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.” — Carl White Copy Share Image
