Designer Quote by Joan Rivers

“They almost had to cancel the Oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in San Francisco trying to marry one another.” quote by Joan Rivers — Download Open image

“They almost had to cancel the Oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in San Francisco trying to marry one another.”

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