Lines Quote by Jerry Stiller Download Open image “Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way” — Jerry Stiller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Lines Might Punch line Way
I asked my friend if he wanted to hear something funny, He said yes, I replied my wife left me. He waited a second… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
In general, the straight line of a joke sets up a premise, an expectation. Then the funny ending - the punch line - in… — Steve Allen Copy Share Image
I tried to make the punchline as close to the setup as I could. And I thought that was the perfect thing. If I… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I can't get through a joke without making a mistake, or giving away the punchline. — Rebecca Front Copy Share Image
“It does not matter. The joke is we all have the same punch line.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
“The situation was so ridiculously bad it could have been the punch line of a joke, and if I hadn’t been the one getting… — Rachel Bach Copy Share Image
How do you know you told a good punch line, a good joke? It's because they laugh. How do you know you've got a… — Katie Holmes Copy Share Image
The Punch Line is one of the best clubs in the world. It's an intimidating place if you're a younger comic, but the community… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
From being on a panel show, they always need the blonde airhead sat in a corner they can make fun of, and I'm here… — Emily Atack Copy Share Image
I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories. — Jerry Stiller Copy Share Image
The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent. — Jerry Stiller Copy Share Image
Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never argued about finances. — Jerry Stiller Copy Share Image
During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one. — Jerry Stiller Copy Share Image
Would you go to see a brilliant actor who's been framed for something that he didn't do, and put him on a stage and… — Jerry Stiller Copy Share Image
I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years. — Jerry Stiller Copy Share Image
We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a… — Jerry Stiller Copy Share Image
Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Plenty of white space and generous line spacing,and don't make the type size too miserly. Then you will be assured of a product fit… — Giambattista Bodoni Copy Share Image
People who try to predict the future by extrapolating in a line of more of what exists - they are always wrong. — Jane Jacobs Copy Share Image
Age is an accumulation of life and loss. Adulthood is a series of lines crossed. — Ellen Goodman Copy Share Image
His fingertips slid down from my face, lightly stroking the line of my neck, down toward my shoulder. Everywhere he touched, a trail of… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
The show was number one in the ratings, Gordon Russell was our head writer, the story lines were magnificent and the acting most exciting.… — Michael Storm Copy Share Image
I've done so many other projects where you're in a room with a reader and you're acting your lines out: 'We have to get… — Jim Cummings Copy Share Image
Filmmaking, like sex, isn't a polite enterprise. It involves a lot of mess and the bottom line is, if somebody ain't screaming, you're not… — James Woods Copy Share Image
If life were like a competitive race, some people would be given a flying start and others would line up with weights tied to… — Mardy Grothe Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
One of my most productive days was throwing away 1,000 lines of code. — Ken Thompson Copy Share Image
To evoke in oneself a feeling one has once experienced, and having evoked it in oneself, then by means of movements, lines, colors, sounds,… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
