Get up Quote by Jerry Seinfeld Download Open image “Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.” — Jerry Seinfeld ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Get up Men Sex Sleep Smelly Sometimes Trade Up early Wells
It's an absolute myth that early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. Of course it doesn't. — Steven Conrad Copy Share Image
If you wouldnt wake up early to do something, you probably shouldnt stay up late for it either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
When you're not allowed to stay up late, the secret is to just wake up really, really early. — Bill Amend Copy Share Image
We’re all trying to get to the same island, whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive in, it doesn’t matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need.… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Then, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I got the Superman Halloween costume. Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won't work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
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Working at home is hard. It tends to give you bad habits. It feels more like you're going to work when you get up… — Kate Beaton Copy Share Image
I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
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One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming up here… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
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I was never told to "Get up, get out there, get a job." It was never a thing either parent ever said I had… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
Speak what I have to be grateful for when I get up and when I lie down to sleep. Meditation and prayer. I pray… — Regina Taylor Copy Share Image