Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing. — Matt Roper Early Copy Share Image
I have two vintage typewriters. One just about works and the other hasn't a hope in hell, bless it. But they're both… — Matt Roper About Copy Share Image
I'm the worst ad anyone could possibly be for abstaining from anything. — Matt Roper Abstaining Copy Share Image
I once knew a girl who didn't know where anywhere was in the world. Not a clue. I asked her if she… — Matt Roper Africa Copy Share Image
Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.' My relatives seem to drop like flies around me.… — Matt Roper Army Copy Share Image
I've spent so much of my adult life in relationships that it's actually quite pleasant to be alone at last. I turned… — Matt Roper Adult life Copy Share Image
Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and… — Matt Roper About Copy Share Image
I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is… — Matt Roper Army Copy Share Image
