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“There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.” quote by Jerry Seinfeld — Download Open image

“There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.”

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