Amusing Quote by Jerry Seinfeld

“Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.”

Jerry Seinfeld

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“i chose not to run”

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We’re all trying to get to the same island, whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive in, it doesn’t matter. What matters is when…

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I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass.

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There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.

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I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need.…

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I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And…

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Then, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I got the Superman Halloween costume. Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band…

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This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won't work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with…

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If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience.

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People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.

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It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything.

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[A]n Obama presidency would be an amusing approximation of the Carter administration, complete with vaporous moralizing and foreign policy bungling.

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Men are not amusing during the shooting season; but, after all, my dear, men were not especially designed to amuse women.

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All men are fools, if truth be told, but the ones in motley are more amusing than ones with crowns.

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Most poetry is the utterance of a man in some state of passion, love, joy, grief, rage, etc., and no doubt this is as it should be. But no man is perpetually in a passion and those states in which he is amused and amusing, detached and irreverent, if less important, are no less amusing. If there were no poets…

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It's always amusing to see how much less the political class knows than the rest of us do. ... it's never occurred to [the…

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Are there bears in these mountains?" he asked. His companion nodded. "Of course. But it's a bit early in the year for them to be moving around. Why?" Halt let go a long breath. "Just a vague hope, really. There's a chance that when the Temujai here you crashing around in the trees, they might think you're a bear." Erak…

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