Amusing Quote by Steve Aylett Download Open image ““The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.”” — Steve Aylett ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Amusing Horse Pantomime
“The horses have all been found. No harm was done.” “It took us two days to gather them! On foot! I will never hear… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
“Sometimes your gallop just isn't what it used to be. And neither is your horsemanship.” — Dyna Moe Copy Share Image
“you—you never gallop a horse homeward. They get all excited, thinking, ‘Woohoo, I’m about to get fed!’ and then they bolt for home and… — Brianna Karp Copy Share Image
“And then, with all her might, she focused her attention on the back of Po's head and screamed his name, inside her mind. He… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
“Horses are the ruination of everyone, your father has a craze for them but then we all do crazy things.” — Edna O'Brien Copy Share Image
“The horse does of two things. He does what he thinks he's supposed to do, or he does what he thinks he needs to… — Ray Hunt Copy Share Image
“We have almost forgotten how strange a thing it is that something so huge & powerful & intelligent an animal as a horse should… — Peter Gray Copy Share Image
“For reasons that will become obvious, I call this story, "There's a Horse in My Living Room." It's about how I wound up with… — June Foray Copy Share Image
“I knew books could see people around them, they ground their tiny teeth, tried to rattle like windows, stories to tell.” — Steve Aylett Copy Share Image
“Seemed she should learn to smile when she was unhappy, to stop laughing, to speak up, to never speak to strangers, to share guilt for the acts of strangers, that strangers made the laws of the land, that the laws of the land valued things over life, that life ended if a stranger decided it, to be where she could… — Steve Aylett Copy Share
“The clerk tripped on the carpet, hit a window and went through, carrying with him a vase which had been on the sill. His skull broke like the vase and the vase broke like his skull, and both burst forth water mainly, and from the vase some flowers. If I could choose a death I’d make it something like that,… — Steve Aylett Copy Share
“[...] god's cowardly, it doesn't want to know or take responsibility for what it's doing.” — Steve Aylett Copy Share Image
“Any act worth a damn can not be ignored and when an effective person is ignored it’s the result of a deliberate series of… — Steve Aylett Copy Share Image
Let us forget the past - this is the only way to be genuinely surprised. — Steve Aylett Copy Share Image
In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that. — Steve Aylett Copy Share Image
“Life and death have equal authority in nature. When laws contradict so fundamentally they cause mere confusion in the average soul ” — Steve Aylett Copy Share Image
Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other. — Steve Aylett Copy Share Image
“I have found it an amusing strategy, when asked whether I am an atheist, to point out that the questioner is also an atheist… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
By amusing myself with all these games, all this nonsense, all these picture puzzles, I became famous... I am only a public entertainer who… — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
People of our time are losing the power of celebration. Instead of celebrating we seek to be amused or entertained. Celebration is an active state, an act of expressing reverence or appreciation. To be entertained is a passive state--it is to receive pleasure afforded by an amusing act or a spectacle… Celebration is a confrontation, giving attention to the transcendent… — Abraham Joshua Heschel Copy Share
No one survives in times of war unless they make war their home. How did I get so old and wise, but for welcoming… — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
[A]n Obama presidency would be an amusing approximation of the Carter administration, complete with vaporous moralizing and foreign policy bungling. — Emmett Tyrrell Copy Share Image
Men are not amusing during the shooting season; but, after all, my dear, men were not especially designed to amuse women. — Gertrude Atherton Copy Share Image
All men are fools, if truth be told, but the ones in motley are more amusing than ones with crowns. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most poetry is the utterance of a man in some state of passion, love, joy, grief, rage, etc., and no doubt this is as it should be. But no man is perpetually in a passion and those states in which he is amused and amusing, detached and irreverent, if less important, are no less amusing. If there were no poets… — W. H. Auden Copy Share
It's always amusing to see how much less the political class knows than the rest of us do. ... it's never occurred to [the… — Stephen D. Cox Copy Share Image
Are there bears in these mountains?" he asked. His companion nodded. "Of course. But it's a bit early in the year for them to be moving around. Why?" Halt let go a long breath. "Just a vague hope, really. There's a chance that when the Temujai here you crashing around in the trees, they might think you're a bear." Erak… — John Flanagan Copy Share
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. — Robert Coveyou Copy Share Image