Expensive Quote by Jeff Foxworthy Download Open image “You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.” — Jeff Foxworthy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Expensive Heels Ifs Might Numbers Redneck Redneck humor Shoes You might be a redneck if
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck named Bubba,… — Bubba Watson Copy Share Image
You don't think I'm a redneck? I'm about to go crazy redneck up in here you ain't a redneck unless you off the road.… — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
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