Airplane Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...your home has more miles on it than your car.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

— Jeff Foxworthy

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.

— Jeff Foxworthy

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy