Apartment Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

When I first moved to L.A., I cleaned apartments after people moved out. When people move, they leave stuff behind and haven't cleaned for…

— Jayma Mays

You got to always take advantage of getting your room cleaned. You may think it's nice not to have anybody in your room, like…

— Mitch Hedberg

The good thing about being in someone else's apartment is it's so much easier to leave than it is to get someone out.

— Fran Lebowitz

If the world were a big apartment, we wouldn't get our deposit back.

— John Ross

I generally hate the luxury modern apartment with too many things out of sight and so clean you cannot touch.

— Jean Nouvel

We lived in two rooms, sharing a kitchen and bathroom. We moved a lot - I suspect because we couldn't pay the rent.

— Jean Marsh

“They cooked and washed dishes and scrubbed and mopped and dusted and wiped and cleaned the apartment from crack to crevice back to crack.”

— Matthew Aaron Goodman

My house is very clean apart from a very small part of it that looks as if we've been burgled, which is my office.

— David Morrissey

I remember, this one time, one of my best friends was living with us for a little while, this place we were renovating. We…

— Jonathan Scott

I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming or I'd have cleaned up a little more. My life, I mean, not just the apartment.

— Audrey Niffenegger

I live in a little studio apartment, so I try to keep the space super clean at all times.

— Hari Nef

“We never clean at my house. We move in, trash the place for five years, then move out.”

— Kimmy Gibbler