Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick is blocking my urethra. But it’s not painful, because my penis is just that big. 
Oh yes, it’s as big as this…

— Jarod Kintz

“Each one of my nostrils is the size of my urethra. Every breath smells like piss.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Anyone want some of my foot long sub? It’s huge! It’s nearly half as long as my penis.”

— Jarod Kintz

“for it is often to be observed of the shallower men, that they are the very last to despond. It is the glory of…

— Herman Melville

“If a man does not use his member it grows smaller and smaller until one day he wants to piss and cannot find it.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Thank God I have enough skin to cover my entire body. But just barely. If my penis were a mere 2.54 centimeters longer, I…

— Jarod Kintz

“I wonder how many more penises I’ll have inside me in my lifetime.”

— Daria Snadowsky

“I CANT PEE ANY FASTER”

— Nei

“It’s a cliché to say that men think with their penises. But it’s a fact. And penises are notoriously stupid. My penis, for example,…

— Jarod Kintz

“I belong, and my penis, it be long.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if it had…

— David Wong

“Never underestimate the strength or size of someone peeping on you.”

— Kangoma Kindembo