After school Quote by Jack Handey

I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave and…

— Jack Handey

As a kid, I was a dancer in Dick Whittington, Snow White and Cinderella. When I was 14, I played Baby Bear. I had…

— Sheridan Smith

When I was little, I had a favorite teddy bear, Who kept all my secrets, Shared my adventures, And wiped away all my tears,…

— Ana Chable

My uncle Max was a mountain, a shooting star, a big bear of a man, a piggyback ride waiting to happen, his pockets full…

— Lisa Unger

When I was younger, my family would go camping and fishing on our ranches. My dad loves being around all kinds of animals. He's…

— Paris Hilton

I was the youngest in my family. When the other kids went to school, my mother would make them breakfast and then she would…

— Paula Poundstone

I grew up in Chicago, so I've always been a Bears fan. Dad used to take me to Bears games and Cubs games. My…

— Kyle Chandler

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his…

— Bill Cosby

Me and my cousin. Miss my childhood so badly!!

— Reny

My mother, we were a very poor family. When I was a kid, we would be in our little room, and there would be…

— Kirk Douglas

My father, when he went, made my childhood a gift of a half a century.

— Antonio Porchia

My uncle was a hero, Lewis Roundtree. He was not even related to me really, but he was always called my uncle. He was…

— Ed Bradley