Curious Quote by Jack Handey

In 1999, I found a buffalo skull in the ground. There was just a little bit of it poking up. This was in the…

— Steven Rinella

Do you not hear me calling, white deer with no horns? I have been changed to a hound with one red ear; I have…

— William Butler Yeats

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I…

— Ellen DeGeneres

“They came late to the empty land and looked with bitterness upon the six wolves watching them from the horizon's rim. With them was…

— Steven Erikson

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

— Groucho Marx

Who finds the heifer dead and bleeding fresh And sees fast-by a butcher with an axe, But will suspect 'twas he that made the…

— William Shakespeare

I hunt deer because I love the entire process; the preparation, the excitement, and sustained suspense of trying to match my woods lore against…

— Fred Bear

With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the…

— Rodney Dangerfield

The hounding of a dog pursuing a fox or other animal in the horizon may have first suggested the notes of the hunting-horn to…

— Henry David Thoreau

There was a man who sold a hyena skin while the beast still lived and who was killed in hunting it.

— Winston Churchill

“The moose will perhaps one day become extinct; but how naturally then, when it exists only as a fossil relic, and unseen as that,…

— Henry David Thoreau

To kill a DEER, you need Guns, knives, Ropes and many people to help but to kill a DEAR, you need just ignorance and…

— Ritu