Baby Quote by Jack Handey

You throw a person in the river and then make a spectacle of jumping in to save them.

— Ann Patchett

More bounteous run rivers when the ice that locked their flow melts into their waters. And when fine natures relent, their kindness is swelled…

— Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

When stuck in the river, it is best to dive and swim to the bank yourself before someone drops a large stone on your…

— Anonymous

Sometimes there is a wellspring or river of something beautiful and possible in the tenderest sense that comes to and from the most broken…

— Linda Hogan

Why does everybody throw every troublesome thing into the river?

— Kristin Cashore

I stood looking down through the beech trees. When I threw a stone I could count to five before the splash. Then I jumped…

— Alice Oswald

Some report a sea-maid spawn'd him; some that he was begot between two stock-fishes. But it is certain that when he makes water his…

— William Shakespeare

Oh the wild joys of living! The leaping from rock to rock ... the cool silver shock of the plunge in a pool's living waters.

— Robert Browning

It is the swimmer who first leaps into the frozen stream who is cut sharpest by the ice; those who follow him find it…

— Olive Schreiner

Imagine you're drowning, and someone hands you a baby.

— Jim Gaffigan

“the branches that stuck up from the banks of the ice covered waters. The young woman slid around”

— Mande Matthews

It's a beautiful thing, diving into the cool crisp water and then just sort of being able to pull your body through the water…

— Dawn Fraser