Ancient Quote by Jack Handey

“Romans! They think women and children are fit sacrifices in war and anything less than crucifixion smacks of leniency. And they call us barbarians.…

— Manda Scott

I'm the clumsiest person in the world, so every day brings an embarrassing moment.

— Jacob Anderson

“With that kill, the watching crowd realized this wasn’t just a show designed to inflate auction prices, and they howled for more blood. The…

— Lesley Livingston

“You know the word 'barbarian’ came from the Romans? It meant 'redheaded.’ They was talking about you people. I saw that on the—what do…

— Don Winslow

There's nothing more embarrassing than to have earned the disfavor of a perceptive animal.

— Michael Chabon

But I learned that there's a certain character that can be built from embarrassing yourself endlessly. If you can sit happy with embarrassment, there's…

— Christian Bale

My job was basically to look at a good friend completely naked and rub lotion on her back. I was naked too, but I…

— Rob Corddry

A strange lot this, to be dropped down in a world of barbarians - men who see clearly enough the barbarity of all ages…

— Ernest Howard Crosby

My experiences are universal. I'm not doing anything embarrassing - to me what would be embarrassing is to talk about minutia. It would be…

— Mary Gauthier

There is no more embarrassing thing in my life than the fact that I have actually uttered the phrase, 'I would like to order…

— Jerry Seinfeld

You can wear a cape.

— Kaze

At the beginning of the twentieth century barbarism can throw off its gentle disguise, and burn a man at the stake as complacently as…

— Thomas Bailey Aldrich