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“If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you should have to assume sort of a walking shape so as not to frighten the dogs.” quote by Jack Handey
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“If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you should have to assume sort of a walking shape so as not to frighten the dogs.”

Jack Handey

About This Quote

Source TV: Saturday Night Live, 1995 sketch

A humorous warning that future moving sidewalks could scare dogs if people don’t keep a natural walking posture.

In simple terms: Keep a normal walking shape on moving sidewalks to avoid scaring dogs.

Key Takeaway

Walk naturally on moving sidewalks.

Themes

humor technology animals

Mood

lighthearted playful

Type

humorous observational

When to use this quote

  • city planning
  • public transport
  • pet owners
  • design testing

Key Concepts

public safety urban design

Questions to Reflect On

  • How might design mitigate animal anxiety?
  • What other unexpected effects could new tech have?
A Different Perspective

Assumes dogs will react fearfully, which may not be universally true.

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