Deep thought Quote by Jack Handey

I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.

— Richard Pryor

“Bite me, Dracula.”

— Rachel Caine

I've noticed Dracula was often as practical a fellow as he was a nasty one.

— Elizabeth Kostova

“You've made vampire spiders?" Now it was her turn to wonder if her was serious. He should know that was't a possibility. "They don't…

— Meljean Brook

A friend once told me that the real message Bram Stoker sought to convey in 'Dracula' is that a human being needs to live…

— Joe Queenan

“Dracula visited the Wolf Department at the Zoological Gardens. "These wolves seem upset at something," he observed. The next morning the cage was all…

— Elif Batuman

Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!

— Charlaine Harris

If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.

— Jeaniene Frost

The only vampires I've ever seen are the Goths trying to get a glimpse of Anne Rice's house, who drink strawberry sodas and tell…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'd witnessed for the first time in my vampire- obsessed existence an actual vampire bite. The only problem was that it wasn't my neck…

— Ellen Schreiber

Vampires to me have always been very sexy.

— Stephen Dorff

I used to read a lot of books and magazines about Dracula.

— Mimi Chakraborty