Allergic Quote by Richard Pryor

He's worse than Dracula because at least Dracula comes out of his coffin now and then. He seems to stay on his line and…

— Simon Mignolet

“Dracula visited the Wolf Department at the Zoological Gardens. "These wolves seem upset at something," he observed. The next morning the cage was all…

— Elif Batuman

I've likened Mignolet to worse than Dracula because at least Dracula comes out of his coffin now and then. He seems to stay on…

— Bruce Grobbelaar

Ew, no!' Laurel said, brushing past him. Dracula covered half his face with his cape, shunned vampire-style, and scooted away to his perch behind…

— Sara Shepard

“When I asked him if he knew Count Dracula, and could tell me anything of his castle, both he and his wife crossed themselves,…

— Bram Stoker

I wonder if Dracula ever has ticks.

— Jack Handey

“I remember watching an old Dracula movie once with Alphonse and having him laugh himself sick at the sight of a vamp only a…

— Karen Chance

“He’s a vampire.” I laughed again, feeling there was no end to the outrageous, ridiculous excuses we were coming up with. “Seriously, it makes…

— J.M. Richards

“Bite me, Dracula.”

— Rachel Caine

I've noticed Dracula was often as practical a fellow as he was a nasty one.

— Elizabeth Kostova

Certainly Dracula did bring a hell of a lot of joy to a hell of a lot of women. And if this erotic quality…

— Terence Fisher

Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.

— Richard Pryor