Allergic Quote by Richard Pryor Download Open image “Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.” — Richard Pryor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Allergic Bullshit Crosses Scare Vampire
“Why should a Jew fear the cross?” he said. “Why should a vampire who had been a Jew fear it? Most people were afraid… — Richard Matheson Copy Share Image
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
“Jewish vampires: Crosses & holy water won’t hurt me whatcha gonna try next?” — Tasha Turner Copy Share Image
“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.” — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
The only vampires I've ever seen are the Goths trying to get a glimpse of Anne Rice's house, who drink strawberry sodas and tell… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Crosses?" "Definitely" "Why?" "Because they're evil, soulless, bloodsucking fiends?" "So was my sixth-grade gym teacher, but he wasn't afraid of a cross. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Just a friendly warning: the forces of spiritual darness are nothing to trifle with. Vampires do exist, no matter what the so-called scientific minds… — C.c. Brown Copy Share Image
It's so much easier for me to talk about my life in front of two thousand people than it is one-to-one. I'm a real… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way! — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
You work your butt off and somebody says you can't have your record played because it offends them. Tyrants are made of such stuff. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
I'm pretty cautious and not very athletic, so I've only had really dumb injuries, like sprained ankles and allergic reactions. I did have to… — Mara Wilson Copy Share Image
I'm allergic to dogs, so I couldn't even adopt what gay men typically adopt when they have that maternal gene. — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
A lot of times I play a fat woman with cats who has no boyfriends. And in real life, I'm allergic to cats and… — Sarah Baker Copy Share Image
I have a trainer who comes three times a week and just listens to me moan... and I keep fit and keep moving... and… — Ringo Starr Copy Share Image
Granny Ditto always referred to perfume as 'smell good' and for me it's an essential. I have a sweetheart who's extremely allergic to most… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
Iknw you hate mwe so dont give mwe bullshit my doctor said I'm allergic you bull shitoholic bitch!!!! — Agnes_COBANG Copy Share Image
Some words have multiple meanings. Scholastic, aware that I'm allergic to preservatives, kindly got someone to translate the phrase "I can only eat food… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I am allergic to cats, the cat in 'Don't Stop' was actually a very small fury human. — Ashton Irwin Copy Share Image
I was allergic to milk as a child. My older brother would always get a big glass and drink it in front of me… — Bruce Arians Copy Share Image
[I hate] the ways that people want their special needs to be met, whether it's their food allergies or their special lotions or shoes.… — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
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