Quote by Richard Pryor

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

— Richard Pryor

“Vampires and werewolves are simply monsters. They have been cursed because of their many sins.”

— K.C. Blake

“Jewish vampires: blood can’t be kosher… can it?”

— Tasha Turner

“Vampires suck blood, but as a vampire, you just kinda suck.”

— Alix Adale

“Besides, you don't have to be a vampire to want to bite certain people's necks,”

— Muriel Zagha

“VAMPIRES EAT KOSHER ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.”

— Michael P. Milligan

“Vampires? You think vampires are real? Seriously?" "The werewolf is asking me if I believe in vampires?”

— Tammy Blackwell

“Myth: Vampires don't exist Truth: Dead wrong.”

— Kimberly Pauley

“Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.”

— Vampire Diaries Damon Salvatore

“Vampires were myths, childhood stories– as were werewolves, mermaids and dragons. I believed none of it.”

— Ashley Madau

“when you live with vampires, coming home smelling like blood is a lot like walking into a Weight Watchers meeting with powdered sugar on…

— Roxy Mews

“Not all vampires are created equal, you know.”

— Melika Dannese Lux