Allergic Quote by Richard Pryor

“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.”

— Richard Pryor

Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.

— Richard Pryor

If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock.

— Joss Whedon

If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock . . .

— Joss Whedon

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

— Matt Groening

Then, when people saw you strolling around at high noon holding your rosary beads, they’d think, ‘Well, that can’t be a vampire.

— Jeaniene Frost

The crucifix does not signify defeat or failure. It reveals to us the Love that overcomes evil and sin.

— Pope Francis

I always thought the appeal for vampires are the same as religion, the desire to avoid death and live forever.

— Bentley Little

“We vampires are just so sick of misinformation. We’re not undead. We don’t have a problem with sunlight. Or garlic. Or silver and crosses…

— Chessela Helm

Vampires are people too. They've got their own problems, they just drink blood.

— Heather Brewer

“The Cruor are the reality from which legends of vampires arose.”

— Rebecca Hamilton

“Jewish vampires: blood can’t be kosher… can it?”

— Tasha Turner