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“I wish I lived on a planet that had two…” quote by Jack Handey
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“I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns-regular sun and "rogue" sun. That way, when somebody asked me what time it was, I'd say, "Regular time?" And they'd say, "Yeah." And I'd say, "Sorry, all I have is rogue time." It'd be fun to be a stuck-up rogue-time guy.”

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