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If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

— Conan O'Brien

When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.

— Colleen Hoover

If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.

— Lance Armstrong

When you get given lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it...

— Grace Davies

“Never throw away squeezed lemon, but keep them for the day by the sink. Then you can use them to remove fish, onion or…

— Jennifer Paterson

When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.

— Grace Helbig

When life gives you lemons be a retard and make apple juice :D

— Tyler

I went to the trash pile at Tuskegee Institute and started my laboratory with bottles, old fruit jars and any other thing I found…

— George Washington Carver

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.

— Gurbaksh Chahal

If life gives you lemons, make applejuice, and leave the world wondering how you did it.

— Anonymous

When life hands you lemons, screw it, do you honestly know how to make lemonade?

— Braden Walker

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

— Camilia