Coming home Quote by Jack Handey

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car…

— Steve Bluestone

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

— Woodrow Wilson

I don't have a dog, because I travel too much. I don't want to just leave it abandoned.

— Tim Burton

“Did you know that the Russians sent dogs into space? My mother told me this when I was a boy. Nobody knew the effects…

— Craig Davidson

Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.

— David Letterman

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

— Tom Waits

My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"

— Garry Shandling

Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.

— Bill Bryson

“If a dog will not come to you after he has looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”~”

— Woodrow Wilson

In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if…

— Scott Adams

“If you’re ready,” I say, wiping my eyes while he blows his nose, “we should head to the funeral home. Do you think they…

— Shaun David Hutchinson

“a dog would be comfortably companionable and an uncomplicated distraction from the inside of his own head, and that one could safely say, out…

— Joanna Trollope