Divorced Quote by Henny Youngman

Paris Hilton, it turns out, is related to fellow celebrity jailbirds Zsa Zsa Gabor and G. Gordon Liddy.

— Steven Pinker

“Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework”

— Terry Pratchett

Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework in other people.

— Terry Pratchett

Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.

— Thornton Wilder

May she share everything with her husband, including the housework.

— Anonymous

Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.

— Thornton Wilder

“After a while Zeinvel said, “I haven’t forgotten her. If there is a Gehenna, I want to lie next to her on one bed…

— Isaac Bashevis Singer

“The story of women taking over the duties of their husbands in factories and homes during times of war is a familiar one. While…

— Melissa Rank

“Carter, not to be unkind," I said, "but the last few months you've been seeing messages about Zia everywhere . Two weeks ago, you…

— Rick Riordan

I hate to say that my mother was 'just a housewife', because in addition to that she has had lots of part-time secretarial jobs…

— Kelly Reilly

An intelligent wife can make her home, in spite of exigencies, pretty much what she pleases.

— William Makepeace Thackeray

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

— Zsa Zsa Gabo