I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabo Copy Share Image
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
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