Credit card Quote by Henny Youngman

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did

— Henny Youngman

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

— Ilie Nastase

My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!

— Henny Youngman

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

— Joe Garagiola

I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill.…

— Rita Rudner

Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife.

— Ilie Nastase

Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta get your…

— Mike Birbiglia

“In 2009, a woman who had recently stolen a credit card, decided to stock up on groceries. After doing her shopping, while she was…

— Jeffrey Fisher

One time I spent more than $40 on groceries, and my bank thought someone stole my debit card.

— Jaboukie Young-White

DO NOT suspect me that I am a THIEF! It's not my fault fall your HEART on me!

— Innah Delos Angeles

I've twice accidentally stolen something, and both times I went back and paid for them when I realized I had done it.

— Katie Featherston

Face the fact that there's only one sure-fire way to erase credit card debt. By picking up a big, shiny pair of scissors and…

— Bill Maher