Bank Quote by Jaboukie Young-White

I don't remember ever stealing things, but I suppose I was endlessly borrowing money off people.

— A. A. Gill

I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill.…

— Rita Rudner

Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta get your…

— Mike Birbiglia

You would notice if your own personal debit card limit shot up to $40 million dollars. And you'd probably call somebody.

— Loretta Lynch

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I wont be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

— Henny Youngman

I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries.

— Bette Davis

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did

— Henny Youngman

I've twice accidentally stolen something, and both times I went back and paid for them when I realized I had done it.

— Katie Featherston

I got caught stealing when I was a kid from the local bodega right across the street from where we lived. I tried to…

— Marlon Wayans

Pay cash. For some reason, it's harder for people psychologically to part with their cash than it is to swipe a card. Maybe it's…

— Jean Chatzky

The way the banks behave is frankly unbearable. I didn't rob for me. I expropriated resources for a struggle. If I had robbed for…

— Jose Mujica

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

— Ilie Nastase