Medicine Quote by Henny Youngman

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

— Henny Youngman

“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.”

— Henny Youngman

I told my friend I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

— Deezy Da Dreadhead

“When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. -Henny Youngman, comedian and violinist (1906-1998)”

— Henny Youngman

“Then the doctor broke my nose and I cried like a baby”

— James Patterson

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

— Henny Youngman

I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman.

— Milton Berle

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading: Henny Youngman. He was a wise man who invented beer

— Plato

I sometimes use a girl singer the way Henny Youngman uses his violin - as a bridge between one laugh and the next.

— Benny Hill

“Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars’ worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.…

— Benjamin Graham

My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

— Al Franken

I guess if a person didn't quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life.

— Lance Armstrong

“When things become insurmountable, some people quit, some keep going for no other reason than to continue. Because that’s all there is to do.”

— Robert Redford

If you're afraid of everything out there, you quit going out there.

— Jesse Eisenberg

I have become the momentary bearer of bad news. Apparently it is not okay to quit when the going gets tough. Sorry kids.

— Anonymous