Five Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Five Gamble Gambling Half Horse Past Ten
I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I wouldn't bet on a horse unless he came up to my house and told me to himself. — Eubie Blake Copy Share Image
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
It was every day on the horses and every single race. I was betting on anything; horses, dogs, virtual racing, roulette. — Kyle Lafferty Copy Share Image
I used to work in a warehouse in Woodville North and we always used to take bets like most places do on Cup day...… — Guy Sebastian Copy Share Image
Bet you ten bucks we make it." What are the odds? she thought, and realized with sudden, blinding clarity that she wouldn't take the… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
For eight or 10 years, I got wrapped up in chasing records. Everything was a number. Didn't matter what I won, it was a… — Tony McCoy Copy Share Image
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“It’s really quite easy,” he said. “I’m standing around a table, when some guy says, ‘It’s comin’ out nine! It’s gotta be a nine!’… — Richard Feynman Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I made, like, five movies while I was in college. I think they just weren't memorable movies. I've taken breaks as the years have… — Jodie Foster Copy Share Image
Five days or five months, but it certainly isn't going to last longer. — Donald Rumsfeld Copy Share Image
The only regret I have in my career, is my managers wanted a big payday, and I wanted four or five more fights before… — Gerry Cooney Copy Share Image
If you look at the charts every year, there may be five or ten memorable songs from each year. — Randy Jackson Copy Share Image
I want to make myself and the crowd happy by way of something different, and that makes things difficult. I'm never playing something that… — Tiesto Copy Share Image
Even with clothing naked animals, there were people who wanted to send in money. A woman in Santa Barbara, California, sent a $40,000 check.… — Alan Abel Copy Share Image
I remember my friend Johnny von Neumann used to say, 'with four parameters I can fit an elephant and with five I can make… — Enrico Fermi Copy Share Image
That is the real problem of depression - a condition which will affect an estimated one in five of the population at some point… — Giles Andreae Copy Share Image
I don't think you should ever say, 'This is the last time'. Music isn't like that. You'll be sitting there not wishing to get… — Roger Daltrey Copy Share Image
I don't think we need a featuring though , because five of us are enough . — Kim Hyun-joong Copy Share Image
People who are complaining about the Fed are people who've been predicting runaway inflation for five and six years, and it hasn't happened. — Paul Krugman Copy Share Image
I am naturally a thin person and I am 5'1" and putting on five or 10 pounds, that looks like a lot on me. — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
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