Horse Quote by Jeffrey Bernard Download Open image “One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.” — Jeffrey Bernard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Horse Runaway Way
I wouldn't bet on a horse unless he came up to my house and told me to himself. — Eubie Blake Copy Share Image
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The best bet for the horses would be to stop betting on the Derby and other horse races, and to stop breeding, racing and… — Ingrid Newkirk Copy Share Image
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. — Danny McGoorty Copy Share Image
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
You're better off betting on a horse than betting on a man. A horse may not be able to hold you tight, but he… — Betty Grable Copy Share Image
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
You have to plan ahead so that rather then seek revenge for the horse's misbehavior, you see his aggressive behavior shaping up and can… — Buck Brannaman Copy Share Image
In most betting shops you will see three windows marked 'Bet Here', but only one window with the legend 'Pay Out'. — Jeffrey Bernard Copy Share Image
My misdeeds are accidental happenings and merely the result of having been in the wrong bar or bed at the wrong time, say most… — Jeffrey Bernard Copy Share Image
Oh, the self-importance of fading stars. Never mind, they will be black holes one day. — Jeffrey Bernard Copy Share Image
There's nothing undignified about lying about all day and being waited on by servants, sipping bloody champagne. — Jeffrey Bernard Copy Share Image
I was under the care of a couple of medical students who couldn't diagnose a decapitation. — Jeffrey Bernard Copy Share Image
Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It gets boring. — Jeffrey Bernard Copy Share Image
They smoke cigarettes professionally. The smoke is inhaled very sharply and the teeth are bared.Then the head turns to give you a profile and… — Jeffrey Bernard Copy Share Image
A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me she was going to Oxford because it was something… — Jeffrey Bernard Copy Share Image
What a pity people don't take as much trouble with their own breeding as intelligent racehorse owners do. But then I suppose it is… — Jeffrey Bernard Copy Share Image
But you've got to have money for comfort, which obviously doesn't matter as much when you're young, but even so. I always like to… — Jeffrey Bernard Copy Share Image
When I was a boy, I naively thought that this thing called happiness would be something I would wake up to find every day… — Jeffrey Bernard Copy Share Image
I would drink gallons of coffee a day. Even now, off caffeine, I talk faster than anyone you've ever met. I finally recognized that… — Nathan Englander Copy Share Image
The child who ran weeping to you with a cut finger is now brought home, smiling gamely, with a broken collarbone and incredible contusions-… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
I don't know where horse riding could have taken me, and it's something I can always go back to when I've retired from football,… — Millie Bright Copy Share Image
I promise myself that I will enjoy every minute of the day that is given me to live. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is a pity that, commonly, more care is had--yea, and that among very wise men--to find out rather a cunning man for their… — Roger Ascham Copy Share Image
I always like to look for adventure when I go away. I have gone on several horse adventures with my wife - from Guangxi… — Antony Gormley Copy Share Image
Plato compared the intellect to a charioteer guiding the powerful horses of the passions, i.e., he gave it both the power of perception and… — Raymond Cattell Copy Share Image
There are those that say, if you do the uncomfortable thing long enough, it will become comfortable. But we are really not encouragers of that. We are encouragers of coming into alignment, and then taking the action. We are encouragers always of getting rid of the fear; we would never want you to keep doing things that you feel fearful… — Esther Hicks Copy Share
If some beggar steals a bridle he'll be hung by a man who's stolen a horse. There's no surer justice in the world than… — Peire Cardenal Copy Share Image
Despite the reams of paperwork, obstacles worthy of a horse show, and a wait that can rival an elephant's gestation, adoption feels no different… — Scott Simon Copy Share Image
My friends and I would get up early and take our horses through the national forest. My mom was very free. It was always… — Anna Torv Copy Share Image
