Asks Quote by Henny Youngman

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to…

— Gracie Allen

When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses.

— Aziz Ansari

As I like to say, if you want to pay attention to a horse race, put two dollars on a horse, and you'll pay…

— Tom Steyer

I wouldn't bet on a horse unless he came up to my house and told me to himself.

— Eubie Blake

I own a horse and ride, but I don't know racing or betting.

— Michael Mann

I think anybody who bets on horses and says they win is probably a liar.

— Clive Owen

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

— Will Rogers

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

— W. C. Fields

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live.

— Henny Youngman

You try to do the best with what you've got and ignore everything else. That's why horses get blinders in horse racing: You look…

— Jimmy Iovine

I used to work in a warehouse in Woodville North and we always used to take bets like most places do on Cup day...…

— Guy Sebastian

For me, it's always more interesting to look at things when you don't really have a horse in the race, so to speak.

— Jonathan Levine