Baby Quote by Henny Youngman

Overpay good baby-sitters.

— H. Jackson Brown, Jr

There's a value to getting the meal on the table every night, and there's a value to being an old-school kind of parent.

— Sharon Stone

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.

— Demetri Martin

I'm not a babysitter.

— Adam Lambert

The federal government spends about $2.51 per child per day to feed them lunch. Out of that, you have to pay for labor, facilities,…

— Anonymous

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why…

— Dave Barry

It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not…

— Eminem

One [expert] said, 'Always have a baby sitter who is acquainted with your children.' If they were acquainted with my children, they wouldn't sit!

— Phyllis Diller

As a kid, I was the neighbourhood baby-sitter - very responsible, always in charge.

— Eli Roth

The biggest adjustment from the minors was learning to spend $45 in meal money.

— Andy Van Slyke

Basically as a working class boy I understand when there's not enough money to put food on the table and not knowing where the…

— Lindsay Fox

It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who took up to me, but my responsibility is not…

— Eminem