Comedy Quote by Gunnar Peterson

The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.

— Margaret Cho

A big mistake people make when they are trying to lose weight is that they stop eating. They'll eat salads once a day and…

— Curtis Jackson

It's funny, when you change your diet, everyone is suddenly a nutritional expert.

— Jamie Bell

Don't ever go on a diet. Just don't. Walk away. Diets are the spawn of Satan.

— Emma Thompson

“Enjoy losing weight. Enjoy eating healthy, delicious food. Do not wait until you reach your destination to feel good. Take as much happiness and…

— Harry Papas

You know what the secret to weight loss is? Don't eat much.

— Simon Cowell

Funny how some people have to live on a bowl of salad to lose weight (Me) and some people eat 3 bars of chocolate…

— Tequilamucho

I'm a much healthier eater and I've lost quite a bit of weight over the years.

— Randy Jackson

If only you start eating healthy food, you will be pleasantly surprised how easy it is to lose weight.

— Subodh Gupta

I don't want to lose weight to live long or be healthy. I just want to be able to make fun of fat people…

— Tom Segura

Helpful weight loss tip: Don't eat so much, you fat piece of shit.

— Nikhil Saluja

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

— Karl Lagerfeld