Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image “Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
I tend to thrive on being misquoted. It's the only way I sound good. — Jamie Campbell Bower Copy Share Image
If you misquote me, I'll come out and be like, they misquoted me. This is what I said. This is exactly how I meant… — Spencer Dinwiddie Copy Share Image
To mis-quote is the very foundation of original style. The success of most writers is almost entirely due to continuous and courageous abuse of… — Natalie Clifford Barney Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image