Drive thru Quote by Gabriel Iglesias Download Open image “I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out of the box!!” — Gabriel Iglesias ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drive thru Motivation
“Jack: "For Christ's sake, it wasn't like I was on vacation. I've been in Iowa, in cornfield hell! Keely: Did you just say you… — Lorelei James Copy Share Image
“Now we were on the great Texas plain and, as Dean said, "You drive and drive and you're still in Texas tomorrow night.” — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I found out long ago, it's a long way down the holiday road. Holiday road, holiday road. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Take… — Lindsey Buckingham Copy Share Image
Shoot, after you've been through freeway traffic in Houston or Dallas, there's no road in the world that can scare you. Besides, we're pretty… — Gib Lewis Copy Share Image
It's the jack. Yeah I'm a dope dealer. On top of that I'm a liar and a stealer. — The Jacka Copy Share Image
Are you trying to get run over by a cab? Don't be ridiculous. We could never get a cab that easily in this neighborhood — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I'd rather be Jack be smart, than Jack be quick. Watch out for the man with the big fat licking stick. — James Brown Copy Share Image
Hapscomb's Texaco sat on Number 93 just north of Arnette, a pissant four-street burg about 110 miles from Houston. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have gone to Subway. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I quite clearly remember driving home at 9 a.m., after shooting all day, in a bathrobe, with bodypaint all over my face, and going… — Gotye Copy Share Image
“I sat in school and I read about how everything changes even in Crapalachia. I read about how the miners became machines, and the… — Scott McClanahan Copy Share Image
The thing about motorcycles is that it's nearly impossible to go through a drive thru. And eating fries is completely out of the question — Ryan Ross Copy Share Image
Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have gone to Subway. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
As rich as you think some of us are, for every $18.99 CD you buy, the artist usually sees a toonie or so. Pay… — Steven Page Copy Share Image
Hope everyone has a nice tues :) I'm at a BK drive thru holding up traffic ;p I'm not leaving til I get extra ranch!!! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
As guilty and fun as it is to go through a drive-thru and get a cheeseburger or whatever, I just feel like you can… — Julianne Hough Copy Share Image
Your girl's like a drive thru, I want a combo and she's so wet I need a towel, pronto. — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
“Can we go through a drive thru? I got the munchies,” Nikolai broke into the tense silence. “I’m gonna kill you!” Jones said as… — Karina Espinosa Copy Share Image
People want everything to come out of a drive thru window. They want it instant and they want it fast. I succumb to that,… — Alex Jones Copy Share Image
South Central Los Angeles [is the] home of the drive-thru and the drive-by. Funny thing is, the drive-thrus are killing more people than the… — Ron Finley Copy Share Image