Drive thru Quote by Gabriel Iglesias

“Hope everyone has a nice tues :) I'm at a BK drive thru holding up traffic ;p I'm not leaving til I get extra ranch!!!”

Gabriel Iglesias

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[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18.

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I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.

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My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.

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I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that.

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I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.

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Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling

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I was not the popular kid in school.

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My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.

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We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.

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Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!!

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Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke.

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I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out of the box!!

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Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have gone to Subway.

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“Everything is a drive-thru. You just have to aim really fast”

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Your girl's like a drive thru, I want a combo and she's so wet I need a towel, pronto.

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