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Breathing Quote by Erma Bombeck

“The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.” quote by Erma Bombeck
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“The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.”

Erma Bombeck

About This Quote

Source Essay: “The Joys of Exercise,” 1975

The speaker jokes that jogging’s only appeal is the sound of heavy breathing, mocking personal motivation.

In simple terms: Jogging is only for the sound of breathing.

Key Takeaway

Find humor in your fitness excuses.

Themes

humor exercise motivation self-deprecation

Mood

lighthearted self‑deprecating

Type

anecdotal satirical

When to use this quote

  • starting a new workout
  • overcoming laziness
  • group fitness

Key Concepts

physical health habit formation self-awareness

Questions to Reflect On

  • Why do you avoid exercise?
  • What would make it enjoyable?
A Different Perspective

Humor may mask deeper resistance to activity.

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