Answering machines Quote by Erma Bombeck Download Open image “Phone are wonderful instruments, but I wouldn't want our daughter to marry one.” — Erma Bombeck ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Answering machines Children Daughter Daughter Marry Humorous Instruments Instruments Wouldn Our daughter Phone Phone Wonderful Phones Technology Telephones Want Want Daughter Wonderful
We don’t use phones anymore in this day and age, yet she still phones things in. — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
Phones are interesting objects. Sometimes you wish they just didn't exist. — Iskra Lawrence Copy Share Image
I'm real excited by a phone where I can look at my kid and talk to her face. — Amy Heckerling Copy Share Image
I grew up with a rotary phone in my house and that seems a world away, but that's what I was used to as… — Dan Mangan Copy Share Image
Phone in 80's : Something futuristic Phone in 90's : Only for emergency Phone in 20's : Important life Phone in future : baby toys — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With this generation being the way it is, I feel like when a guy is going to propose to a girl, he is going… — Elias Cortez Copy Share Image
Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each other's phones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate the amount of communication, the obligation that you have just by owning a phone. — Lucas Till Copy Share Image
“Better than those mobile phones the young ones check hundreds of times a day which makes them go mental She’s read about it in… — Bernardine Evaristo Copy Share Image
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Most parents don't want their kids to have smartphones in the first place. But parents worry about the social stigma of their child being… — Steve Hilton Copy Share Image
We're just into toys, whether it's motorcycles or race cars or computers. I've got the Palm Pilot right here with me, I've got the… — Catherine Bell Copy Share Image
To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
[Answering the phone] Hello, this is a recording, you've dialed the right number, now hang up and don't do it again. — Frank Sinatra Copy Share Image
Fax me a fact and I'll telegram a hologram or telephone the son of man and tell him he is done. Leave a message… — Saul Williams Copy Share Image
I'm definitely a child of the 21st century and I prefer texting to phone calls, but I would prefer an answering machine over all. — Brendan Dooling Copy Share Image
Everyone I talked to was a recording-the bank, the elevator, your office, the school, a wrong number. You used to be able to call… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The dead have no ears, no answering machines that we know of, still we call. — Bob Hicok Copy Share Image
I think people who aren't in film experience that when they hear their voice on an answering machine or something. — Natalie Portman Copy Share Image
Like most people, you listen to yourself on the phone or an answering machine and you're like, 'Ugh.' So to do something with just… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
What I like best about the telephone is that it keeps you in touch with people, particularly people who want to sell you magazine… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I remember a few years ago I was sitting at home with my wife watching the Oscars. I was sitting on the couch and… — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
You wonder if God doesn't have an answering machine to screen out the prayers of the venal and the boring? And in which category… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“She never opened her mail in the middle of the day. Sometimes she forgot about it for a week or more until people rang… — Nicci French Copy Share Image
I'm not good at texting because I'm an older generation, old school. And nobody ever listens to the answering machine anymore. It's terrible. — Igor Levit Copy Share Image