Blanket Quote by Erma Bombeck Download Open image “My idea of 'roughing it' is when you have to have an extension for your electric blanket.” — Erma Bombeck ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Blanket Electric Electric blankets Extensions Ideas
Nothing does more to lubricate the rough spots than a good dose of encouragement. — Tony Dungy Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used as an inherently destructive force, if you can just get past the brick stage. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There is nothing pleasanter than spading when the ground is soft and damp. — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to tell you exactly what I mean, at precisely the moment I don’t mean it. When I say go,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous region. Kind of makes you feel like God, if you think… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to reaffirm your faith in God, though I’d suggest using something a little firmer, like a brick. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's not the gentle part I have a problem with, it's the dull, stupid part. — Gabrielle Copy Share Image
“Mother's electric blanket broke, & I have 'mended' it, so she may be practising suttee involuntarily before long.” — Philip Larkin Copy Share Image
To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I would drink gallons of coffee a day. Even now, off caffeine, I talk faster than anyone you've ever met. I finally recognized that… — Nathan Englander Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Someone else who liked what I did might turn around and say, "She's reworking and rethinking everything. She could just be making blankets now,… — Tracey Emin Copy Share Image
Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to lay down the law. Lay it down over there, on top of the bed, and I’ll come over… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When we go... to bear witness to life on the streets, we're offering ourselves. Not blankets, not food, not clothes, just ourselves. — Bernie Glassman Copy Share Image
“If a blanket could be used to keep one person warm, then it stands to reason that all the blankets in the world are… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You all polite and open doors for her. While every night I put that blanket on the floor for her. — Ludacris Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to suffocate our secret desires. And what do I secretly desire? I desire suffocation, and that is why I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Never walk near the bed; to a ghost your ankle is your most vulnerable part-once in bed, you're safe; he may lie around under… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
You'll see that it'll take more than five and a half months to wipe away peel;scrape away the blanket of ignorance that has been… — Matthew Antoine Copy Share Image
The trainee knew he should leave, but he was unable to look away. He'd never seen anything snap out so fast or strike so… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image