Far too often, we fathers avoid the subject because it's so awkward. The subject I am referring to is: buying gifts for… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Some of us are darkness lovers. We do not dislike the early and late daylight of June, but we cherish the increasing… — Donald Hall Copy Share Image
My idea of 'roughing it' is when you have to have an extension for your electric blanket. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image