Ball game Quote by Erma Bombeck Download Open image “If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.” — Erma Bombeck ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ball game Football Football games Men Sports Three
Any man who watches more than three consecutive football games on TV in one day can be declared legally dead. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Men who have a thirty-six-tele vised-football- games-a- week-habit should be declared legally dead and their estates probated. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
No pro football player should die of heatstroke, any more than cholera, in this day and age if the most basic attention is paid… — Sally Jenkins Copy Share Image
I appreciate the fans who come out here, and they support us, but it's football. We're not saving lives. We're not police officers. We're… — Doug Baldwin Copy Share Image
“You see football isn’t just about 90 minutes, it‘s about passion and, yes, if you like, about life. We men will do things under… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
To watch a football game is to be in a prolonged neurotic doubt as to what you're seeing. It's more like an emergency happening… — Jacques Barzun Copy Share Image
Football is a lifestyle. It's not just the, you know, this is not just something you watch on Saturday or Sunday. It's a culture,… — Mark Ingram II Copy Share Image
Football is a game. And sometimes I think about it way too much over situations that could be, you know, deadly. — Emmanuel Sanders Copy Share Image
They say Football's a matter of life and death - but it's more important than that — Bill Shankly Copy Share Image
To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I sang the National Anthem at Dodger Stadium - at a baseball game - which was crazy; there was, like, 60,000 people there, which… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Sometimes a minute is really the difference between success and failure. There are times when you finish with ten seconds left, and one extra… — Michael Symon Copy Share Image
Consider developing your whole self with the same raw focus and intensity that you develop a particular skill set. Get focused. Go out, have… — Anthony Holden Copy Share Image
Common sense is the guy who tells you that you ought to have had your brakes relined last week before you smashed a front… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
I'm about winning football games and playing hard. That's all I care about. — Nelson Agholor Copy Share Image
I don't like going to football games. I like watching them on television. When you go to a game, it's hard to focus. There's… — John Legend Copy Share Image
Kids are pretty resilient. You don't have to be at every volleyball game. We can't guilt ourselves. — Ursula Burns Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
My folks, I don't think my mom or my dad ever missed a little league game or a football game. — Jim Ross Copy Share Image
“That's all I need," I say. "Well...I need the lamp. And the astray. And the remote control. And the paddleball game. And you, Dean… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
You know this baseball game of ours comes up from the youth - that means the boys. And after you've been a boy, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying to manage a project without project management is like trying to play a football game without a game plan. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
