Ball game Quote by Joyce Brothers

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

— Erma Bombeck

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

— Erma Bombeck

Men who have a thirty-six-tele vised-football- games-a- week-habit should be declared legally dead and their estates probated.

— Erma Bombeck

No pro football player should die of heatstroke, any more than cholera, in this day and age if the most basic attention is paid…

— Sally Jenkins

I'm not a big watch sports on TV guy unless it's football.

— Brian Urlacher

I'm not sure I will watch a lot of professional football once I've retired.

— Neil Warnock

There's only so much football you can watch.

— Owen Hargreaves

Football is a lifestyle. It's not just the, you know, this is not just something you watch on Saturday or Sunday. It's a culture,…

— Mark Ingram II

When I am not playing or training, I watch football all the time.

— Bernardo Silva

I appreciate the fans who come out here, and they support us, but it's football. We're not saving lives. We're not police officers. We're…

— Doug Baldwin

I don't really watch football.

— Darrelle Revis

Football is like that: there's a new game every three days.

— Sergio Ramos