Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
If we did get a divorce, the only way my husband would find out about it is if they announced it on… — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
Marriages, like careers, need constant nurturing... the secret of having it all is loving it all. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
The best of all possible marriages is a seesaw in which first one, then the other partner is dominant. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
Some men are self-made, but most are the revised work of a wife and children. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
Those who are the most happy appear to know it the least; happiness is something that for the most part seems to mainly consist… — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
Strong families use the word "we" a lot, but "I" is never forgotten. Family members know they have the freedom to go off on… — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
I watched the Trade Center buildings go down from my balcony, and it was a terrifying moment. I couldn't get my mind around it… — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
Being taken for granted can be a compliment. It means that you've become a comfortable, trusted element in another person's life. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
Trust your hunches... Hunches are usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
The person interested in success has to learn to view failure as a healthy, inevitable part of the process of getting to the top. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
Any man who watches more than three consecutive football games on TV in one day can be declared legally dead. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery. . . . If you want to influence someone, listen to what he says.… — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
If a child is given love, he becomes loving ... If he's helped when he needs help, he becomes helpful. And if he has… — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
In each of us there are places we have never gone. Only by pressing the limits do you ever find them. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
