Baby Quote by Erma Bombeck

“Having a delivery covered by Medicare just isn't going to fly. It's too risky for a woman to put a baby down and not remember where she left it.” quote by Erma Bombeck — Download Open image

“Having a delivery covered by Medicare just isn't going to fly. It's too risky for a woman to put a baby down and not remember where she left it.”

Erma Bombeck

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